About a month ago, I adopted a new evening routine. Every evening, I return home to my condo where I live alone, and I crack the door open carefully without opening it all the way or entering my own home. Then I poke my head in, and yell:
âPhroggeeeeerr!!!! Phrogger, if you are in here, Iâm home now! Time to hide! Donât look for me and I wonât look for you!!!!!â
Ignorance is truly bliss, my friends.
So, whatâs the deal with this weirdest game of hide and seek ever? 'Phrogging,' (pronounced like 'frogging' but there are no Kermits here) is the creepiest means of âcouch surfingâ ever. A Phrogger is a person who, rather than âhopâ from couch to couch, will secretly take up residence in an otherwise occupied space unbeknownst to the homeowner in the attic, basement, or crawlspace.
Letâs let that sink in for a minute: a person... living in your attic... Without you knowing. The call actually is coming from inside the house!
Phrogging is basically the creepy cousin of squatters, and believe it or not, it's not actually new. There have been cases of phrogging dating back to 1941! And while the phrase has existed since at least 2014, the last year has brought this term and this concept to the forefront thanks to an increase of Phrogging incidents, usually in multifamily buildings. So prevalent has this issue become, that there have been several movies and even a Hulu true crime docuseries made about it. There was even a segment about it on last monthâs Building Doctor Show. Most homeowners only realize they have a phrogger after noticing items missing in the home or hearing odd noises (some victims of phroggers have even initially believed their homes to be haunted).
Some of you may be learning of this concept for the first time and thinking âthereâs no way that could happen to me," and perhaps youâre right. But you might also be asking âhow do I make sure this never happens to me?!â
A great many of these cases are happening in multifamily settings â largely due to ease of access to âsharedâ areas, like crawlspaces and attics that span entire buildings. There are a couple of things anyone can do to help decrease the odds of an unwanted attic dweller or a creepy crawlspace occupant, like keeping a mindful eye on utility bills to note unusual increases in usage, and installing doorbell cameras (and, of course, making sure to lock your doors and windows!) But for those situations unique to multifamily buildings, we can consult our friendly neighborhood Building Doctor for some tips and tricks.
If youâre like me, and your overactive imagination still gets the best of you, you can take the route I did and give your imaginary phrogger enough time to hide when you come home. Plus, on the bright side, you can blame all of your misplaced items on it, too.
Come to think of it, maybe thatâs where all those missing socks from the laundry go...